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- Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
- Ants never sleep.
- No word in the English dictionary rhymes with “MONTH”.
- The human brain is 80% water.
- Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum.
- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
- Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
- A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.
- A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
- The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
First Time – lifehouse
We’re both looking for something
we’ve been afraid to find
It’s easier to be broken
It’s easier to hide
WeLooking at you
Holding my breath
For once in my life
I’m scared to death
I’m taking a chance
Letting you inside
Feeling alive all over again
As deep as the sky under my skin
Like being in love
She says for the first time
Maybe I’m wrong I’m feeling right
Where I belong with you tonight
Like being in love
To feel for the first time
The world that I see inside you
Waiting to come to life
Waking me up to dreaming
Reality in your eyes
Looking at you
Holding my breath
For once in my life
I’m scared to death
I’m taking a chance
Letting you inside
Feeling alive all over again
As deep as the sky under my skin
Like being in love
She says for the first time
Maybe I’m wrong I’m feeling right
Where I belong with you tonight
Like being in love
To feel for the first time
We’re crashing into the unknown
we’re lost in this but it feels like home
Feeling alive all over again
As deep as the sky under my skin
Like being in love
She says for the first time
Maybe I’m wrong I’m feeling right
Where I belong with you tonight
like being in love to feel for the first time
like being in love she says for the first time
like being in love to feel for the first time
the acoustic version
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Comment: Presumably also the inspiration of Vivaldi (don’t forget the Ketchup)
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Comment: dead sheep could really block your tap.
Q: What happens to your body as you grow old?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Comment: Wow, are you sure ‘intercontinental’?
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Comment: no wonder that is when they are mature.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Comment: I didn’t know that.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Comment: can’t argue with that
Q: What does the word “benign” mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Comment: Do you know how to spell “benign”?
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Comment: to keep him cool in the desert?
Q: what is bravery? (50 marks)
A: this is bravery.
Comment: isn’t that stupidity?
