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NATIONAL
THIS IS CHRIS IN HIS LATEST FEMALE TOILET INTRUDING!!! Police is now investigating the possible hideout of chris tham also known as the kepong molester. Beware to those woman out there!
SPORTS
DSA:the CI duo made out of chris and seng kiat won the ‘olmpis’ gold medal after defeating logeswaran and aruna from cb land. The duo will receive a warm welcome once they touch down in canteen.
METRO
VOYEUR- Are you one of them? To those wondering how to cure this sick mentality please feel free to contact YB Tan Sri Tun Prof. Dr. Lai at lai@tfk.com or 012-3456789. He will be holding a seminar about how to be a professional voyeur.
ENTERTAINMENT
ANOTHER CURANG SPOTTED AT DK by KNS . Well famed model lay zhe or lishi or laser or lazy has been caught red handed by paparazzi hanging around Master Wong. Is this just as simple as friends? Pictures and videos are seen flooding the internet, but what can they do? Chee ho seemed to be cool about it. We hope for the best.
samy’s long lost Japanese brother.
lai’s new favorite food, the nasi kunyit.
*sorry, i know it’s lame today. Thank god chelsea won.
Top 3 unbelievable stories to share.
1. By just staring at this picture, what do you think happened to our ‘innocent’ yet ‘fearless’ looking friend, lee yi gang also known as nicholas lee. He met a **y yesterday and made very very good “FREINDS” with that v*****t, someone he met at masjid jamek. That **y even sms him during our math lecture. Hahahaha. Told you not to be so naughty la. This is balasan.
2. This is kenyg, also known as wu shu yang. He used to be my disciple, my padawan. See, he is next to me in the picture above but I think he is better than me now so he has quited to find for his ‘padme’(the woman on top). Good luck, my anak murid.
3. Make up your mind, lai. One of them is Geforce, one of them is G-shock. Look properly please. Hahahaha.
p/s wanna know the full story of all the 3 unbelievable stories, contact me la.
