The more I think about it, I realised, what all the advertisement about Malaysia in foreign TV is quite true. Zoo told me once when he was in US, he saw the tourism based advertisement about Malaysia. Malaysia-truly asia. He thought it was funny. Indeed it was. Come on, we do have all kind of asians in Malaysia. Let me break it down to you about the people that came from all around Asia.

China – Have you heard of the term ‘Chinese sisters’? Recently, a bunch of young chinese girls were tricked into being “masseuse” all around Malaysia leading to husbands getting lost at night.

India – Kathir, my best buddy since middle school. He is one of the many examples.

Bangladesh – Yet another rumor. Old lonely Datin finding for gigolo while Datuk finding for chinese sisters.

Pakistan - Hatim Harun.

Sri Lanka - Kathir’s grandmother was from there. According to kathir, he knew a few family that moved from Sri Lanka long time ago due to the conflict back in Ceylon.

Actually Indians, Bangladeshis, Ceylons and Pakistanis can be classify as one. It’s just that instead of silently cursing the leader of the state like Taiwan and Hong Kong, they actually have the balls to quit.

Japan – Seen a few japanese, they even have an international japanese school here. So, surely there a quite a few number of Japanese.

Korean – My future apartment is currently rented out for a Korean family. Apparently, the father of the family is here to teach Uitm in shah alam.

Mongolia – I think there a few here. Either bombed into pieces or testifying in court. Guess what’s the top hit when you search for ‘mongolia malaysia’ on google.

Brunei – Stuck within malaysia, not surprise if they cross the border every now and then.

Burma, Loas & Cambodia – I got a feeling there are a bunch of them but I never met one. Will tell you if I ever met one of them.

Indonesia - In the day, maids, hard labour workers and toilet washer. At night, snatch thief, rapist and robber. Judge them at your own risk.

Philippines - English speaking maid. E’s maid. She is so nice to all of us. She can even speak a bit of spanish.

Singapore – A cleaner, english-speaking, more kia-su and richer Malaysians.

Thailand – Have you been to the exotic Siam? I guess the transexual culture spread from the north.

Vietnam – Good morning, Sungai Besi. I love Vietnamese food actually.

Iran – My lecturer at UTAR and Uncle Joe from futsal.

Nepal - This dude I met in city harvest. Apparently, there are a few of them in Malaysia. With a bachelor degree of Security guarding (Hons), Jane.

Middle East – When you’re covered with hair over your face or with a veil , I doubt I’ll know what gender you belong to, let nationality. Yet, I assume, middle east I guess.

Central asia, countries with suffix ‘tan’ like Afghanistan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Kazakhstan aka Borat-land. – I am not sure whether you guys are Europeans or Asians. Sorry. Somewhere in between maybe.

The term Malaysia, truly Asia. The bad habits from all around Asia ended up here. Sad. Yet, I still love my beloved country. Hard to believe, right? Believe me.

post-script : It’s not all that bad to be on the worst list because if you are, you know that there is only one way, which is going up as in improving. *Unless you get kicked out from the list.

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