I woke up to a thought that I am not sure what should I be worried more. One, Malaysians have been owing our national sewerage company 650million ringgit for the past year. For you dumb people, the same dumb people that don’t understand soccer and make fun of it to make you look smart, it’s 650,000,000 ringgit. In fact, 22% of Malaysians have not been paying thier “cleaning up” bills for the last 12 years. 22% directly converts to a 6.2 million toilet users in Malaysia. It’s quite a staggering amount. Imagine the crap that came out of them. It’s like crapping for a year but refusing to clean it up or pay someone to clean it up. Try 12 years. Come on! Clean up your own mess, ok? It’s written on the star online, that it only cost rm8 a month, 27 cents a day. Indah Water has come out with really desperate looking and sounding advertisement to encourage people to pay up. Doubt it will really work. Scenario 1, this is a TV ad I saw months back, a dude was late for his mamak time and has to explain that he went to pay his sewage bills. The weird part was, when everyone is enjoy their time eating and drinking, he continued talking about how cheap is Malaysian sewage cost and he went on and on. Funny enough, his friend can still eat and enjoy his little ’sewage’ talk. If it would be me, I would have punch him. One, for being late. Two, talking about something that doesn’t really interest me. Three, who talks about ’sewage’ over mamak time? Scenario 2, I overheard this radio advertisement, but I cannot recall when. What happened was, the little child ask her mum about who does their sewage and her mum started to explain how the sewage is manage, how effective it was and how lucky they are to have to pay so little to have such a service, bla-bla-bla…. My first question, can you find any kids nowadays asking about the sewage? By answering them, it’s like telling them Santa Claus doesn’t exist. Kids nowadays are living in a world that they thought by flushing their dead pet fish down the bowl, the dead fish will go to ‘heaven’, not some dirty and smelly pool of crap. Number 2, is there anyone on earth would spend 3 minutes of their time talking about sewage? Mad. My suggestion would be to stop all the sewer plant in M’sia from working and let it stink for a month or maybe a year. Until the people start to pay, I guess the whole M’sia have to suffer. Not only that, we can annoy southern Thailand and Singapore as well. We can even pay revenge to the Indonesian that burnt trees that causes haze in Kuala Lumpur. The smell of crap is worse than burning wood. For those people that paid their bills, sorry, I believe we have to take one for the team.
Two, fellow male, man, jantan, boy and dudes of Malaysia, please don’t call your wife ugly. You can make fun of your friend, girlfriend, fiance or ex-wife but not wife. You know why? This is why.
Thursday May 28, 2009
Calling your wife ugly may become offence
KOTA KINABALU: Calling your wife ugly to humiliate her may soon be considered an offence under proposed amendments to the Domestic Violence Act 1994.
The amendments will include a clause on emotional violence against women who are currently only protected against physical abuse.
Apparently, if the propose amendments to the Domestic Violence Act of 1994 passes, it will be an offence to call your wife ugly. You’ll be arrested without trail under ISA, be shot at the back of the head and your dismantled corpse will be hung upside down in front of the biggest female toilet in Malaysia. Of course not. This is crazy. What’s next? Breaking up with your girlfriend because you found out how she really looks like without all the make-up when you’re totally sober is going to be a death punishable act. Seriously, are you going to stop calling a woman in general, ugly just because the it’s a “crime”? We’re Malaysians, we don’t follow any rules of law, that’s how we roll. Basically, I’ve got this rule of attraction that I kinda invented. For me, when I’ve met someone, I would first introduce myself and start talking. After a while, I’ll get to know the person better, be it a male or female. If the person is really an asshole, automatically, my mind would label them as an ugly person, no matter how hot they look. This works on woman more cause I somehow expect woman is to be the nicer of the two gender. From the anecdote above, I’ve met some really ugly girls. I don’t judge them physically at first, more of attributively, then physically. If you have a really nasty personality and have a nastier look, I’m so sorry for you. Instead of protecting someone because they are labeled ‘ugly’, why not pay them or force them to undergo some attitude surgery to make them look better, right? I guess this kinda of law is another way to manipulate the little bubble that Malaysians live in. Say, if I would like to arrest someone that has no criminal record, whatsoever, I’ll just pay Aruna (someone in high school that pissed me off so much) to kiss him. He might accidentally spill out, “Gosh, you’re ugly!” There you go, locked up and electrocuted on his throne. My simple word of advice to woman and of course, this can be applied for all humans, be nice!
post – script : Maybe things just happens for a reason, won’t you agree?
Yours truly,
Hanjun
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June 7, 2009 at 12:57 am
shurong
hmm this totally reminds me of the days we spoke (and even sang) of toxic waste, sewage ponds and all the heeelarious crap. Now that you’ve brought it up again, I wondered what the adults actually thought of us. Esp eggtart jewjew. LOL.
June 11, 2009 at 2:27 am
geetha
hahahahahaa..hanjun,get over arunaaaaa..hahahahaa..haiizz!! if this law was enforced few years back u would have ended up in isa,shot at the back of the head and your dismantled corpse will be hung upside down in front of the biggest female toilet in MRSMKKB ok! lol!
i wish chew were a gurl!
June 11, 2009 at 11:35 pm
su xian
hey if that kota kinabalu law was really enacted, it would be downright degrading to women kind. this wd juz adds to my list of top 10 embarrassing facts about Msia. though it may seem pretty cool to shut up a BF or husband, it will imply that we women cannot stomach critisms and insults, that a slight injury to our pride would incur such agitation in us to push the blame to someone. besides, it might even boost the ‘really ugly’ woman’s state of self-denial and stubborness since she will never think twice abt how truthful the guy was when calling her ‘ugly’. in fact, shd she perhaps appreciate the fact that ppl do notice her in the first place n actually make the effort to comment on her looks so that she can improve on it? but of cuz in reality, most guys who call women ugly r usually juz being mean n have no good intention. that being said, why would we woman wanna care abt the mindless comments of these shallow individuals? is whether looking ‘ugly’ or ‘beautiful’, being so subjective anyway, overshadow the importance of intelligence and moral values? is it really going to affect how u value urself as a woman? if your answer is yes and u r a female, congratulations, u’ve just labelled urself “BRAINLESS”. oh wait, maybe ‘BIMBO’ is a nicer label.