Last week, while some people are still waiting for a place they can call home, instead of moving around squatters and longhouses, last year, our government bought a submarine with a bonus in a form of a Mongolian woman and send some dude to space. Nice! Yeah, you can argue that sending that dude to space was an exchange program of 18 Sukhoi jets worth 3.42 billion ringgit. I think the idiots I’ve mentioned from my last post would really understand right now. 3.42 billion ringgit worth of taxpayers’ money. He went to space as a tourist, come on, face the fact. Besides, as a proud Malaysian, he was the first man to pull a teh tarik in zero gravity. A round of applause, we should pop champagne and celebrate. That is just wonderful. Hey, why do we need 18 Russian made sukhoi? Why not British made harriers that might give us a chance to tour the Queen’s bathroom instead. There are 7000 people from Jinjang Utara had been promised low cost flats within 6 months to 2 years. And because they are living in a country that everything is possible, much alike with Adidas’s motto. It’s been 17 years. There is a clear indication that there is not enough low cost accommodation, although our government claim that low cost houses are built outside the city. Well, either this people are too fussy or they just hate living outside the city. I’ve seen the countryside low cost house, it is located in some sort of nuclear waste land where animals would die upon crossing the borders. It’s in the middle of no-where. Who the hell wants to move there? I came out with an idea, why not move all this people to Eastern Malaysia, also known as Borneo? First, we can solve the over-populated capitals across the western coast of the Malayan Peninsula. Second, with more people, Borneo can hopefully grow. Yeah, they  might lose their jobs, since most of the ‘low-cost-housing-people’ have jobs back in KL or other big towns in the Malayan Peninsula. One more idea, move to Borneo, work as a border guard, shoot any Indonesian if spotted, or shoot anyone trying to kill an Orang-utan.

"Niggars will perish, the south will rise again."

Comment: Something I saw in the Gent’s, apparently, some people are still upset about the outcome of the American Civil War.

Then, again, another weird yet not surprising news popped out of no where, is the recent article from one of our local newspaper. It reads, “Driver having sex after last stop“. Awesome, just awesome. Here I thought Malaysians cannot be freaky enough. A real life Barney Stinson in my community. I salute you. Apparently, what he does, is seduce some ladies, including school girls and brought them over the bus to have some intimate moments. What happens after this is totally up to your imagination. This is an exact replica of what Barney Stinson from “How I met your mother” did to Ted’s moving truck. That time, I was thinking, who the hell does that? Now, the question has been answered. According to the newspaper, he actually convinced these ladies that it’s not just a one-night stand and he was looking for commitment, marry them and bla-bla-bla. I see a Barney inside this brave and dumb dude. The best part is, this dude is from Subang  Jaya, no wonder his tricks can work. Unlucky for him, he was arrested last night, I think. For you people that doesn’t believe this story that I’ve posted, believe it. I’m not making this up.

post – script : Nick and Norah’s infinite playlist was awesome. Watch it!

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hANjUN