What a moment to either celebrate or just go to sleep. School day! “”Yeah!!!”"

On the 25th July, it was reported a PE teacher sexually abused the schoolboys. Nice, like I never expect it to happen. I mean, honestly, not surprised. Apparently, this dude performed all kind of lewd acts in front of these students, one in particular involving using his right hand and come worse, he forced the students to do things on him involving their mouths. I don’t need to paint the picture anymore, I assume. This actually shows how horrible Malaysian education is treating the students. I mean, look at me, I’m some sort of loser in a way, doubt any people from my middle school or high school would disagree. I’m a product of our so called “education”. I’m so sorry and embarrass to say this, but this system really sucks. Not only they don’t teach well but in return, they start to do this kind of immoral crap in school. For all I know, PE teachers are really useless, not all of them of course. I doubt we even need a teacher to teach PE. Come on, any malaysian performed well in sports international wise, thanks to a PE teacher back in school? No. Maybe some crappy-drug addicted-caught in sex scandal-overrated footballer. History shows some bad teachers do have criminal records, even sexual related ones, resulting in making a bad image for teachers but this is just a new low. Something ought to be done, don’t you think so?

Lawrence’s birthday was last week. Can’t really remember what day but since it was his lucky day. I decided to write something related to him. A transvestite died after fighting with his/her costumer. Please don’t kill me, Larry. Apparently, his/her costumer doesn’t want to pay up after some service. Nowadays, the case of Transvestite dying is rising in numbers, I wonder, does it affect the police investigation process? I mean, then, you can just walk around the victim’s body and by looking at it, judging whether is it a male or female. Now, it’s a whole new ball game. So, the police report might sound like, “Victim, asian, mid-20, female looking but actually it’s bloody bloke.” I wonder, what does the police in Thailand actually do to confirm gender when they pick up anyone to be questioned or investigated? They might carry around some sort of DNA test or hormone test. Transvestite, somehow I love news about them. Sorry Lawrence, just kidding around, anyway, have a happy birthday. Hope to see you pretty soon.

Since the murder of some chinese dude in Malaysia seemed to push other news into other places, there is no other “interesting” news. So, I turned to one of my favourite websites. No porn, ok? BBC UK. Don’t judge me. Every now and then, crazy news popped out. Not stupid, don’t get me wrong. Recently, in Wales, a father of a under-14 footballer punched a referee after a bad game. Apparently, the referee sent off like 4 players and in general, it was a crappy game. Well, I do understand his anger. I mean, sometimes after a horrible game involving my favourite and best team in the world (I proclaimed) – Chelsea Fc, I get really really crossed. The referee is a bloody wood. Either they’re blind, stupid or retarded. Some even took initiative to be included in all 3 aspects, say, a particular Norwegian that refereed the recent Chelsea-Barcelona return leg in Stamford Bridge. Total retard. Yet, you don’t see me meeting up with some sort of American Italian mafia in some abandoned basement with a suitcase of untraceable cash and hiring a 1930’s hitman with a violin case and machine gunned the referee down, do I? Forget the mafia and hitman part, it’s just for illustration purpose, my point is, sucker punching the referee is like the lamest thing to do after losing, of course, coming after being a sore loser after a game. Remember how Arsene Wenger got into a melee with Alan Pardew after West Ham scored in the last minute to beat Arsenal? Or the case when Arsene went head on head with Martin Jol because 2 Arsenal players knocked into each other and Spurs decided to play on and actually scored? Wow, I just realised, why is Wenger’s name appearing twice. Get it? The thing is, people tend to get angry, yes, logical rush of blood to the head but come on, is violence the answer? I guess putting the puncher in jail is also a good thing. I don’t want to see him punching the judge, prosecutor, witness, security personal and box his way out of Britain and escape to Adelaide. God, I hope not.

post – script : I need a bloody job.

Going to sleep soon,

Hanjun.