Lately, you’ll realised there isn’t any “interesting” news floating around any Malaysian newspaper, I wonder is it the conscious mind of Malaysian revolting or just some world-saving Peter Parker late on his column. It really begs a question, what should I write his week. Actually I myself am late for last week’s blog post, normally I’ll try my best to make sense out of absolute senseless. It’s until yesterday I noticed something in the newspaper here down under that inspired some nonsense out of me. So, what happened was, the Prince of Wales, Prince Charles was spotted having a unexpected grin when the Highland dancers’ skirts accidentally blown up by the strong gust, exposing their undergarment. Funny how the photographer actually manage to snap a picture out of it. I’m not sure that you noticed, 2 weeks ago, the president of the united states of America, Barack Obama was caught in action staring at a reasonably attractive woman’s ass. Truthfully, I have no idea how she looks like, all the picture showed is only her “Howard Wolowitz’s out of this world” behind. Research showed that man spent a year of their lives looking up woman, or how my native tongue called “usha awek”. I find it funny yet at the same time true, I have coursemates back in malaysia cannot control their perverted eyes from staring at woman, be it a 70 year old grandmother. Yes, it’s human nature, specifically man. I never blame anyone for doing that, but like my father said, live life moderately. Come on, my former coursemates(you know who you are), is it necessary to do that all the time, even when I looking into your eyes and talk to you directly? It’s really rude, not to mention disrespectful. One of them told me and I quote, “Looking at girls, is normal, and of course, there isn’t any stupid people like you that don’t always look at girls, no wonder you don’t a girlfriend.” Feeling a punch is going directly perpendicular towards his fat ugly face, I held back and told him, “Habits are the parts that makes our life, if you cannot control yourself now, don’t expect yourself to be a faithful person one day.” I don’t know why I said that, but maybe sometimes somethings in life are true, but some are not. I have no idea.

Prince Charles's grin.

Maybe both of them are enjoying.

Notice David's eyes?

 The weather here has no been the ideal winter I had in mind. Snow fall and the Skiing is definitely not available. In fact, some morning, the sun releases extra stinging rays alongside the freezing winds of morning, which sometimes is either too cold or too warm, and then, I realised that I have completely no idea what to wear. Speaking of weather, I came to a point, back in Malaysia, we don’t need weather reports, won’t you agree? So, next time when you turn on the tube, you’ll see this, “Good morning, we’ll bring you to the weather report. If this is your first time in malaysia, it’s hot throughout the whole year. If you’re in Malaysia long enough, the weather will be the same. If you would like to know the weather for your area, look outside your window, it will be the same the whole damn day.” See, get my point? Malaysia, we’re in the freaking equator, expect everyday to be the same. I kinda miss listening to the thunderstorm, I can’t recall the last time I heard a thunderstorm. I think yesterday, but it sounded like a fat boy falling down the stairs, I’m not sure.

2 years ago, I receive a message in friendster. Yeap, friendster, so old school but that was 2 years ago, when people would actually ask, “Facebook who?” Back to my point, that message was sent by one of a pair of pathetic idiots from my high school and it was really stupid. Apparently, in 2007, Digi, one of Malaysian Telco came out with the “yellow man” advertisement with the cathchy “I will follow you” song. People sang that song everywhere they go, it had that kind of effect on Malaysians. So, what happened was, the sender, being a so called religious person, called upon non-Christians to not sing that song as “I will follow you” is actually a Hymn. A hymn is a typical song of praise and specifically of Christian origin. Pathetic. How can singing a song that has no particular meaning while showering, walking or relaxing change anything? You can call me radical but I just don’t see it that way. Now, I want everyone to know, “Glory glory Man United” is originated from a Hymn. Non-Christians are not suppose to support them. Eat that, mindless crap!

post – script : She haunts my dreams but not entirely in a scary way at all.

Written by,

Hanjun.